Dear Russell Crowe;
Congratulations on your surprisingly good portrayal of Javert in “Les Miserables”. I didn’t think you had it in you. You almost made the movie worth watching. I think I’ll go find a couple other movies you were in (that are not “Gladiator”) and go watch them.
P.S. Having looked a bit closer at the development of your theatrical career, I am curious to know if you really did play in “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, and if so, what role? Is there a video?